Sam & Freddie - Season 3
“I was bummed about never kissing anyone, and I was out on the balcony, and then Sam came and she said she’d never kissed anyone either, and we ended up kissing!”
“It really makes me feel like… Betrayed, that my two best friends made out, and-” “We didn’t even make out!” “It wasn’t like that!” “We just did it to do it, you know?”
“Don’t worry! Soon we’ll all be free, and I’ll turn my back and you guys can resume kissing behind it!”
“Did you guys… You know… Like it?”
“What? Why?” *slap* *slap*
“What? Why?” “Dude, we gotta stop doing that!”
“Girls who are rude to me don’t get a bag of bacon.” “Whoa, Freddie… I’ve never realized what a hot, handsome, hunky boy you really are.”
“I have as much of a right on Freddie as you!”
“I don’t hate you any more than I always have.”
“Spencer! Freddie’s hurt!” “Yeah, right, I’m not falling for-” “I’M NOT KIDDING! FREDDIE’S HURT!”
“Savor it.” “Savor what?” “The love… The Carly love.” “Jealous?” “Gross.”
“She’s not in love with you, she’s in love with what you did.” “You just can’t stand the idea of Carly and me as a couple.” “Very true, it makes me wanna puke up blood. But still, what I said is true. And you know it.”
“Aw, Sam, if you’re in love with me, just say so.”
“It’s refreshing when she hurts someone who’s not me.”